Explore an entirely new sexual position - honesty.
(1988)


Directed by - David Burton Morris
Writing credits - David Burton Morris

Actors/Actresses -
Chris Mulkey.............Billy Regis
John Jenkins...............Eddie Hassit
Karen Landry.............Patti Rocks

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QUOTE 1
Billy - "Thing is, I always use a rubber. I'm not stupid. What bothers me is one time when we were done choppin'- you know, she got up out of bed, she took the rubber with her into the bathroom and she was in there a long time. I think she smeared it in herself. Got herself pregnant."
Eddie - "This is the most ridiculous fucking thing I've ever heard in my life."
Billy - "No, no! I should take her to court for theft of semen!"
Eddie - "Laugh you right out of it."
Billy - "No! I could win too!
Eddie - "Maybe you could settle out of court and get your rubber back."
QUOTE 2
Eddie - "I don't know why we got divorced. She did something because I did something. I did something because she did something or that I did something. I mean you ask her, she'll tell you one thing and I'll tell you another. You know it's just stories...different stories. You know when you start out, you know, it's the same story. You speak the same language and everything is great. You say - 'You want to go to the movies?' and they say - 'Yeah, I want to go to the movies.' You say 'Which movie do you want to go to?' and they say - ' I don't care, as long as it's with you.' And you say - 'You want to get married?' and they say - 'I want to marry you.' So, you get married and you start arguing and ahhhhhhh........you don't speak the same language anymore. You say - 'This is a door' and they say 'It's not a door, it's a window.' You say - 'You want to go to the movies?' and they say 'I can't stand that movie.' You say - 'You want to stay married?' they say - 'I don't want to stay married to you.' You see? Different stories."
QUOTE 3
Billy - "But the worst thing is when you wake up in the morning and you found out what you went to bed with the night before. The night before she was some smoldering sex beef. Now you've gone from Fantasyland to Frontierland."
QUOTE 4
Billy - "Wouldn't it be great if you are like choppin' some beef and you could cum and disappear at the same time and then reappear at the bar just like in Star Trek?"
Eddie - "Beam me up Scotty."
QUOTE 5
Billy - "You're so ugly, I wouldn't fuck you with his dick."
QUOTE 6
Patti - "I'm keeping the baby, Billy."
QUOTE 7
Eddie - "You told her, let's go."
Billy - "Well, we can't."
Eddie - "What do you mean we can't?"
Billy - "Well, I didn't get to the part where I was married yet."
Eddie - "What the fuck did you talk about then?"
Billy-"Well, I told her if she was going to go through with this that I was going to sue her for theft of semen."
Eddie - "Man, you can't be serious about this shit."
QUOTE 8
Eddie - "What about you? Have you ever been married?"
Patti - "No, I never want to get married."
Eddie - "I never met a woman who didn't want to get married."
Patti - "You're an experienced kind of guy aren't you Eddie? Seen 'em all. Never met one that didn't want to get married."
Eddie - "Now look...uhhhh....I didn't mean that. Why not?"
Patti - "It's fattening."
QUOTE 9
Patti - "And then one day, I think I was in high school or something. I was in the grocery store and there they all were, you know, the wives, overweight, with curlers in their hair, chucking stuff into their baskets to kill their husbands with. And the husbands get fat too, I mean who needs it? I don't. No thanks. Why do people get like that when they get married?"
Eddie - "They don't always have to."
Patti - "Well, that's true, I know. I'm afraid it would happen to me. I don't know if I could stay married. I mean you have to be faithful."
Eddie - "And that's a problem?"
Patti - "Yeah it is. What if I met a guy and really fell in love with him so much that I had to get married? Then it would have to be just him, right? I mean that's the way it should be, just him. And then what if I started feeling unattractive and um.....some guy came along and made me feel attractive again. And then what have you got? Arguments with your husband, he leaves, I leave, it's too complicated. I don't want to live a life of regrets. Beside I enjoy being attractive. Have men watch me, I really do. You know, the whole chase, watching all the bullshit they go through, all the numbers they do, the whole dance."
QUOTE 10
Patti - "Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!!! Christ, you are acting like a couple of babies. Just stop it!"
Billy - "I saw you first!"
Patti - "I don't belong to anybody."
Billy - "Slut."
Patti - "Oh, that's great. That's wonderful. I'm the slut, huh? Is there anything else you'd like to call me? Some of your favorite names - hose monster, maybe? Slash, gash, piece of ass, twat, slit? Come on, something else?"
Billy - "Try whore."
Patti - "Ahhhh! Yeah, whore is good too. What do you call a guy who fucks around on his wife, Billy? What do you call him?"
Eddie - "Asshole."
QUOTE 11
Patti - "I'm sick of all these names. I'm not 'bitchmeat'. I'm not a slut. This isn't high school anymore. I'm a grown up. I have sex when I want to, it doesn't make me a slut. You don't respect me anymore, that's fine. I don't respect you either. You can't even be honest with me."
QUOTE 12
Billy - "It's a man's world, baby."
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